Somebody will wish for something, starting the phrase with "I wish", Like; "I wish for world peace"

And somebody will transform that wish in something terrible and make their wish, starting the phrase with "Granted", Like:

"Granted, Everyone is dead"

"I wish I could have a PS4"

-"Granted, But you can only play free games"

-" I wish to understand every language"

And so on. I'll start:

I wish I could get another Red Bull, I'm exhausted. 

Granted, but now you have caught the flu.

I wish that we would have a good thunderstorm.

Granted, but the lightning strikes your house and starts a fire.

I wish my dishes would do themselves.

Granted, but an appliance in your house breaks for every dish that cleans itself.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain weight.

Granted, but your starting weight was 750 pounds.

I wish I could play HP with my eyes closed.

Granted, but you end up accidentally deleting all your animals.

I wish I could get WARMMM

Granted, but now you're sweaty!

I wish I could meet Harry Styles.

Granted, but now he won't leave you alone.

I wish my house was bigger.

Granted, but now it is located in the middle of a stinky swamp.

I wish I had more time in the day.

Granted, but your task list got longer.

I wish I could make some money this weekend.

Granted, but an unexpected bill comes up for the amount you make.

I wish my neck felt better.

Granted,  but then you stub your toe.

I wish I had more food in my frig.

Granted, but it's all spoiled.

I wish it was the weekend already.

granted, but time speeds up twice as fast so it's over really quickly.

I wish my water main was already repaired

Granted, but now your house is flooded.. 

I wish I won the california lottery this year 

Granted, but the winning draw turned out to only be $5 due to an accounting error.

I wish there were more hours in the day!

Granted, but it never gets dark.

I wish that I could take a nap!

Granted, but it's not restful at all.

I wish I could easily lose weight.

Granted, but now your height has shrunk by 20 inches.

I wish my headache would go away.

Granted, but now your feet ache instead.

I wish my son would feel better when he wakes up today

(I hope so too Jaya! < 3)

Granted, but now you feel terrible.

I wish that I didn't have so much study to do.