Somebody will wish for something, starting the phrase with "I wish", Like; "I wish for world peace"

And somebody will transform that wish in something terrible and make their wish, starting the phrase with "Granted", Like:

"Granted, Everyone is dead"

"I wish I could have a PS4"

-"Granted, But you can only play free games"

-" I wish to understand every language"

And so on. I'll start:

I wish I could get another Red Bull, I'm exhausted. 

Granted but they're always out of date

i wish I had another few thousand forum posts XD

Granted, but before the contest ended, they get erased!

I wish dinner would make itself

Granted but it's too salty to enjoy

i wish I didn't have work tomorrow

Granted, but you have to pay double time.

I wish horse shows were free

granted, but you never win

I wish money grew on trees