Seeing as Side Effects was quite a popular game and Christmas is coming near, I felt its time to add a Christmas List Side Effect game! 

The rules are like the old game, as you state what you wish you could have for Christmas, but then you're replied with the side effect to your wish. 

EXAMPLE: 

"I wish I could have a new barn" - "Granted, but your pick-up truck needs a new engine that's exactly the same price." 

**Please nothing resulting in death/gore. This should be a fun game for all. Have fun & happy holidays! :) 

granted and only color is bright pink

i want to buy my own place

(Bahaha, I would buy a bright pink jeep. xD)

...Granted, but it's right next to a stinky swamp, home to the largest mosquitos in the country. 

I want a new computer desk!

I think it's time for this game to make a Come Back!!!

Pants, Granted....but, the desk is angled funny so stuff is always sliding off of it. 

I would love a Golden Retriever! :)

Granted, but it sheds twice as much as the average Golden xD

I would love a gift card full of money that's usable at many different clothing stores.

Granted, but you only have 1 day to spend all the money on the card or you lose it all. 

I wish I could have a reindeer as a pet! 

Granted , but they get HUGE !

I wish i had some Chinese right now .

You have chinese now but it's entirely too much and it all goes bad in your fridge the very next day.

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted, but every five seconds there's a really annoying little squeak so your naps will always be disturbed.

I wish for Spongebob to finally get his drivers licence.

Granted, but Patrick steals it and wreaks havoc everywhere.

I wish the Walking Dead hadn't become such a meh show.

Granted, but your next favorite show becomes more meh than you could have ever imagined! 

I wish that Christmas Day could last a lot longer than one day....and that the 5 days following it fly by! 

Granted, Christmas lasts for five full days, butfor each day it lasts longer than the 1 day something terrible happens!

I wish my house was warmer than 60 degrees

Granted, but in the summer time your house is 100 degrees as a result.

I wish I had my own horse.

granted but he likes to bite

I wish for a bigger house

Granted, but your neighbors are beyond annoying. 

I wish for a white Christmas this year. 

I cannot remember the last time we got snow on Christmas day! 

Granted, but you get 5 feet of snow and everything is shut down.

I wish the magical world was real. Where's my Hogwarts letter???? Or since I'm from Canada, where's my Ilvermorny letter?