Seeing as Side Effects was quite a popular game and Christmas is coming near, I felt its time to add a Christmas List Side Effect game! 

The rules are like the old game, as you state what you wish you could have for Christmas, but then you're replied with the side effect to your wish. 

EXAMPLE: 

"I wish I could have a new barn" - "Granted, but your pick-up truck needs a new engine that's exactly the same price." 

**Please nothing resulting in death/gore. This should be a fun game for all. Have fun & happy holidays! :) 

Granted. But it will be lopsided and smell bad.

i wish for world peace! Lol

*granted but Elves come and take all of your christmas presents on christmas morning*

I wish for a cake xD

Granted, but it is a cardboard cake and it doesn't taste very good. 

I wish for a giant stuffed bear. 

Granted but it comes to life and eats all your valuables

i wish i had a new truck

Granted, but its hot pink with pink rims xD

I wish for new dog toys for my girl lol

Granted - But you're unable to buy groceries for a week since it costs the same price. 

I wish I could ride horses

Granted, but while you're out riding, your horse pulls a shoe and you have to walk back on foot and lead your horse.

I wish I had a sports car.

Granted, but it'll break down every day on the way to work!

I wish I had an unlimited supply of buffalo wings.

Granted - but there's currently a run on dipping sauce! No sauce for you! D:

I wish I had an in-ground pool.

Granted - but it will drain the water out every night!

I wish I had a brush guard for my element!

Granted but it will be Barbie Jeep-sized.

I wish I had a Keurig!

Granted, but it doesnt heat up.

i want a new cat tree for my kitties

Granted, but it's made of wrapping paper and foam and they destroy it in seconds. 

I wish I had a walker for my baby girl. 

Granted, but it's adult-sized!

I really want food photography props!

Granted but theyre really small so you have to zoom in and it make them all fuzzy.

i want a barn for my horses!

Granted, but it doesn't have a roof. 

I wish I had a new computer. 

Granted -- but it will break right away and basically end up being a paper weight. 

I want a pair of boots. 

granted. but they are the wrong color and are alittle to small. and the company has horrible customer service.

I wish for more winter jackets

granted you get mulitple winter coats but they are they wrong size and you didnt get a recipt

I am wanting to have new clothes

Granted. but theyre all white

i want to buy some movies