Seeing as Side Effects was quite a popular game and Christmas is coming near, I felt its time to add a Christmas List Side Effect game! 

The rules are like the old game, as you state what you wish you could have for Christmas, but then you're replied with the side effect to your wish. 

EXAMPLE: 

"I wish I could have a new barn" - "Granted, but your pick-up truck needs a new engine that's exactly the same price." 

**Please nothing resulting in death/gore. This should be a fun game for all. Have fun & happy holidays! :) 

granted they are stuck on the spanish subtitles and cant get them off

i would really like a big scoop of chocalte ice cream

Granted, but it drips all down your shirt and stains it forever

I wish for a new set of silverware (adult life sucks lol)

granted but you end up buying baby sets of silverware with out looking.. xD

I need a newer laptop mine is a 07

granted, but your laptop is a bedazzeled one that was really meant for a my little pony fanatic.

i wish for new friends xD

Granted, but they're all 8 feet tall and can't hear you when you talk to them because they're so high up!

I wish for delicious christmas cookies!

Granted, but you will be eating them every day until next Christmas.

I wish I had a chinchilla.

Granted, but it will secretly scheme to take over the world and only pretend to love you.

I wish I could win the lottery.

Granted, but it all gets sent to my bank account and you cant get it back!

I wish i could get fresh, free square baled hay for my horses

Granted, but you now have so many that you're stockaded into your place from all sides. 

I wish I had my own house.

Granted, but there are holes in the roof.

I wish I had a brand new Range Rover Sport

Granted but the tires are flat and you can't find replacements in the right size.

I wish that I had a couple cute, plain white plates and bowls!

Granted, but they are all cracked and broken :(

I wish I could have a new pair of cowgirl boots!

Granted, but they stay new so you get blisters every time you wear them.

I wish I had a grand piano!!

Granted, but it only plays saxiphone music.

I wish I had a big old cat tree and a place to put it.

Granted, but the cats end up having more fun with the box it came in. 

I wish I had a phone with more GB.

Granted - But in able to make enough room, you lose all your precious photos, videos and downloads due to a factory reset. 

I wish for a breakfast bar/nook. 

Granted, but the chairs don't match

I wish for new clothes

Granted, but there's a mix up in shipping and you get Bratz doll clothes instead.

I wish for a Costco giftcard with lots of money on it!

Granted, but the store is sold out except for toilet paper.

I wish I had a Bernese Mountain Dog!

Granted, but its grooming bills are thru the roof!! :O 

I wish i had a doberman.