Seeing as Side Effects was quite a popular game and Christmas is coming near, I felt its time to add a Christmas List Side Effect game! 

The rules are like the old game, as you state what you wish you could have for Christmas, but then you're replied with the side effect to your wish. 

EXAMPLE: 

"I wish I could have a new barn" - "Granted, but your pick-up truck needs a new engine that's exactly the same price." 

**Please nothing resulting in death/gore. This should be a fun game for all. Have fun & happy holidays! :) 

granted but you have to take him/her to the vet every 2 months as health issues

i wish i had a horse

Granted. It's a rocking horse.

I wish I could sleep in.

Granted. But you missed your final breeding for a project horse and your to broke to retirement breed lol

I wish i had more HPD lmao

granted but you have to pay back loans to people and end up with 500k hpd left over

I want wings for dinner

granted, but you'll have wings for dinner for 6 months straight then...

I wish I had a king sized bed with the curtains that closed around it. 

Granted but its used and your cats destroy them

I wish i had a bigger tv to watch netflix on haha

Granted, but every time you want to watch a movie (no matter how obscure or how popular) it isn't on Netflix. 

I wish Kurt Sutter would have made "The First Nine" instead of his stupid new show that got canceled because it's stupid.

Granted but it will only go for three episodes before it's cancled.

I wish I could meet Josh Hutcherson.

Done but it was an impersonator who smelled like dirt.

I want to not go to 12 hr shifts at work :(

NOOOOOOOO :(((((

Granted, but you have to go to 13 hours shifts instead.

I wish everything was already done for my wedding!

Granted, but you have to wait 5 years for the venue to be available.

I wish it was Friday night instead of Saturday!

Granted, but there are now 5 mondays, one friday and one saturday

I wish i could just own a house of my own.

Granted, but the roof will chronically leak for as long as you live there..

I wish I had pumps in every color!!

Granted, but the heels all snap the first time you wear them

I wish finals were cancelled!

Granted, but then you fail the class. D:

I wish I had a pile of money to roll in. xD

Granted, but it's poor counterfeits.

I wish my wrist would stop being hurt.

granted but something else will hurt just as bad

i wish my back wasnt damaged

Granted, but then you wouldn't have a spine at all!

I wish for a totally fenced-in yard.

Granted buts only a 2ft tall picket style fence lol

I wish it was snowing

Granted, but it won't stop until it's 7 ft deep... o.o

I wish I had a new Jeep Wrangler.