So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

You didnt make a wish, boo.

I wish that I had facilities for this colt.

Granted; but it's flat due to a carbonation issue. 

I wish I didn't have to work and could spend all my time doing things I like (playing sims or building models or training my pixel ponies)

a...what now?... Granted!

But it's flat. 

I wish I had dog food so I don't have to leave the house

I don't think my house is big enough haha

I grant everybody's no working wish, but you have to play jumanji

Edit: and I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate

^^ I edited my post lol

Granted but they never work out right.

I wish for a better phone charger

Granted but the battery lasts 30 minutes.

I wish for a nice cold drink.

Granted, but everything around you is now well below freezing temperatures, so it isn't very refreshing anymore.

I wish I had better meal ideas!

Granted but you fall out of bed.

I wish that I got more sleep last night

Granted but you are stuck to the bed.

I wish Linkie would always be quiet,

Granted but it took 80 years.
And you died.

I wish my feet didn't hurt.

Granted, but your fiancees feet hurt instead.

I wish my house cleaned itself

Granted but it slowly gets less clean until you clean anyhow.
I wish water magically refilled in the cistern