So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

I'd be okay with an Elf.

Granted but there is a flood and they are ruined.

I WISH I COULD LOSE WEIGHT

granted but you have no money for new clothes

I wish I had a house with a barn and lots of land for a horse :)

I can sew ;)

GRANTED BUT NO HORSES WANT TO LIVE THERE SO THEY RUN AWAY

(Neke, what do you wish for?!)

IM SORRY I FAIL.

I WISH FOR A TEAM OF MORGANS.

Granted, but they are loose and now you have to catch them all. xD

I wish it was summer for more of the year (rather than winter 6-7 months out of the year lol)

GRANTED BUT YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNSHINE

(LIKE ME)

I WISH THE ICE WOULD GO AWAY

The ice goes away, but all ice. No ice in your drinks, etc, forever.

I wish I liked to drink milk.

You do, but only sour milk.

I wish I drank more water.

You do, but its always warm and gross.

I wish my dog would grow out of biting.

Granted, but your other dog grows back into it. :P

I wish my house claned itself up.

Granted, but theres soap residue everywhere.

I wish Link was grown out the chew everything stage.

Granted, but now he leaves drool EVERYWHERE

I wish covid wasn't a thing anymore

I mean, Tank does.

Granted.  Just granted.  NO side effect.  Because FTS.

I wish I had normal hormones

Same... granted, but you have to take medication once a week. 

I wish I could go snowboarding! 

Ok but the temperature is below zero.

I want to breed my RL mare (she makes gorgeous babies!).

Granted, but all her babies are ugly.

I WISH I HAD TIME FOR A NAP

Granted, but your nap goes on and on, and you don't have time to do anything else.

I wish I was better at life.

Granted.
But like all, it took until you were 90, so you are old.

I wish I was skinny.

Granted, but it's because you're so active you never have time to sleep.

I wish my mortgage was paid off.