So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted but it all smells like dog 

I want someone else to do my food shop for me

Granted, but it was all rotten food.

I wish my laundry would do itself

Granted but they shrink EVERYTHING

i wish I had a driver to drive me around 

Granted, but it's Billy from Halloweentown 2 and he keeps getting speeding tickets.

I wish my house was clean.

Granted but it only lasts 30 mins 

I wish it was the weekend already 

granted, but it's going to rain all day

I wish I had a rescue farm for all animals

Granted but no animals need rescuing anymore

I wish my dog didn't destroy toys

Granted, but now your dog eats your dirty clothes

I wish food would cook itself.

Granted but it's too salty to enjoyably eat

I wish the sun was shining today 

grented, but it's shining too much and scorched all your plants

i wish i could snap my fingers and all my work would be done

Granted but it's not to good standards

I wish I could become a historian 

Granted but you have HP animals to train

I wish i had a dog born with 500k points

Granted but it can never gain anymore

i wish I had a live in chef

Granted but they were all hired

I wish i had another horse

Granted but it can't be ridden 

I wish I was a more exciting person 

granted but you have no more room for excitement

I wish I had a highland cow

granted, but whoever you got it from lied and it grows to be a full sized cow

i wish i had an unlimited supply of nachos

granted, but they stopped making nacho chips

i wish i had more breeds

Granted but they are only breed to achieve ones

I wish I had more HPD

Granted, but the hp economy tanks, so it's only worth .000001% of what it is now