So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

ooo that was a good one.

Too bad the soundtrack is going through speakers only dogs can hear.

I want my laundry to do itself.

Granted but it all smells like dog 

I want someone else to do my food shop for me

Granted, but it was all rotten food.

I wish my laundry would do itself

Granted but they shrink EVERYTHING

i wish I had a driver to drive me around 

Granted, but it's Billy from Halloweentown 2 and he keeps getting speeding tickets.

I wish my house was clean.

Granted but it only lasts 30 mins 

I wish it was the weekend already