So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted! And now you're bored because there's nothing for you to do, so you stop logging in.

you forgot your wishhhh

Thread revival?

I wish for a 3mill dobie

Your wish is granted, but it is very inbred. 

I wish for a new layout. 

granted.

I wish for the highest pointed Saluki line :D

Granted, but you forget to do the final breeding.

I wish I could win the lottery

granted! but the prize is monopoly money, not real money.

i wish i could eat whatever i want and never gain any weight!

Granted but everything is under seasoned

I wish I had a bigger house

granted, but it's like the winchester house with doors and staircases that lead to nowhere.

i wish my socks didn't randomly disappear on me D:

Granted, but you only have toe socks, and they are all for the left foot. 

I wish my horses trained themselves. 

Granted but they enter very flooded shows

I wish I could see the future 

Granted but you're only able to see it for 3 seconds

I wish I could travel the world for free

Granted but you can't take any pictures 

I wish horses could be toilet trained to go directly on the muck heap (I hate poo picking..)

Fine, but they'll pee and poo all over the handle

I want to stand under a waterfall 

Granted but it's only a little trickle

I want to go to Japan on holiday 

Granted but you only get to be there for 4 hours.

I want to wake up feeling rested.

Granted, but you'll feel really tired by lunchtime.

I want to have a beautiful garden 

Granted, but it's all fake flowers.

I want breakfast in bed.

Granted by you have a bed of crumbs

I want more time to read

ooo that was a good one.

Too bad the soundtrack is going through speakers only dogs can hear.

I want my laundry to do itself.