You are a coroner. There's a body lying in front of you. 

What caused them to die?

Note: you can use a real cause, but it has to be unusual (loads on Google). Or you can make up your own!

I'll start!

Cause of death: literally died of embarrassment.

Cause of death: Purred to death by cute kittens.

COD: it was too fluffy. I died.

COD: Bordem

cause of death: watched too much law & order: svu

COD : lack of caffeine 

COD: chocked on their own spit in their sleep

COD: trusting someone too much

COD: read too many books

COD: not enough coffee

COD: didn't get enough sleep

COD : trampled by a horse drawn carriage 

COD: Death by invoicing

COD: licked too much by puppies

COD: quicksand 
(I really thought this would be a more prevalent issue growing up) 

COD: the bermuda triangle

Cause of Death: Lack of hydration

COD: Choked on applesauce

COD: upset tummy

COD : impatience for waiting on people 

COD:  ingested rat poison