You are a coroner. There's a body lying in front of you. 

What caused them to die?

Note: you can use a real cause, but it has to be unusual (loads on Google). Or you can make up your own!

I'll start!

Cause of death: literally died of embarrassment.

COD - drank too much juice 

COD- had too many berries

COD watched too much bluey

COD too much candy

COD - fell out of ground window 

COD - tea was too weak

COD - zombie apocalypse  

COD- punched in the knee

COD - listening to neighbours dog bark all day 

COD - forgot to have the usual morning coffee

COD - fell into narnia wardrobe 

COD - sat in the sun too long 

COD - papercut 

COD - toothache 

COD - too much training 

COD- too much horse showing

COD - pulled over by excitable dog 

cod- too much ice cream

Mismatching socks

Cause of Death.........Patient's last sip of coffee was cold and had grounds in it. Patient cringed out of her soul and died.