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 Kuwait | Not Reserving Tix | June 13th, 2023 9:43:32pm 2,970 Posts |
You are a coroner. There's a body lying in front of you. What caused them to die? Note: you can use a real cause, but it has to be unusual (loads on Google). Or you can make up your own! I'll start! Cause of death: literally died of embarrassment.  |
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  ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ sJune 13th, 2023 11:45:30pm 4,420 Posts |
Cause of death: Blinked to death. 
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 Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright June 14th, 2023 8:20:41am 27,674 Posts |
talked to death by my kids  |
 City of Angels - Home of Calamity June 14th, 2023 1:10:41pm 4,026 Posts |
Died of boredom  Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
 utakata -✨-{main; dwbs}- - and that, love, was that June 14th, 2023 3:50:02pm 1,551 Posts |
Burned to death by my own sarcasm 
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City of Angels - Home of Calamity June 14th, 2023 4:01:45pm 4,026 Posts |
Utas toots Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
 utakata - - {2} - - puro sangue lusitano June 14th, 2023 4:04:25pm 41 Posts |
From the aftershock of City's dairy intolerance following a particularly indulgent spanakopita (yes, I am petty enough to post on an account where it won't bloody count xD) 
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 etiqueta {canis panthers} June 14th, 2023 4:06:21pm 549 Posts |
Suffocated by hungry cat |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity June 14th, 2023 4:17:14pm 4,026 Posts |
Died from Uta's pettinesss (which I admire greatly) 😂 Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
Kuwait | Not Reserving Tix | June 14th, 2023 5:05:18pm 2,970 Posts |
Reminder: YOU'RE THE CORONER, NOT THE DEAD! YOU SAY WHAT THE DECEASED DIED OF! LAWL Cause of death: killed by spring-loaded boxing glove which was in a large wooden box with "DO NOT OPEN" on it.
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utakata -✨-{main; dwbs}- - and that, love, was that June 14th, 2023 5:07:51pm 1,551 Posts |
Oops xD Cause of Death: accepted 'one more little wafer-thin mint' and exploded like Mr Creosote
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 Binx [1] ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› • British Spotted Ponys June 14th, 2023 5:08:44pm 5,088 Posts |
Cause of death: Broken Neck  |
utakata -✨-{main; dwbs}- - and that, love, was that June 14th, 2023 5:12:36pm 1,551 Posts |
Cause of Death: stopped believing in fairies whilst, ironically and somewhat inconveniently, being a fairy.
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Binx [1] ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› • British Spotted Ponys June 14th, 2023 5:14:02pm 5,088 Posts |
Cause of death: House Fire |
Kuwait | Not Reserving Tix | June 14th, 2023 5:22:57pm 2,970 Posts |
Oak, the cause has to be unusual. If you Google "weird ways people have died", you'll get an idea of what I mean, alternatively make some up. ^_^ |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity June 14th, 2023 5:25:50pm 4,026 Posts |
Cause of death: Electrocuted while bathing an eel 😂 Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
Binx [1] ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› • British Spotted Ponys June 14th, 2023 5:27:49pm 5,088 Posts |
Cause of death: went for a walk in the pasture that was full of cows. Not knowing that there was a bull in the mix of cows, turned around and was knocked down by the bull and was trampled. |
 Naima {نعيمة} ✝️🎨 and her Phenomenal Paints June 14th, 2023 5:42:02pm 2,272 Posts |
Cause of death: Overeating At A Feast Given In their Honor  |
 BANNED June 14th, 2023 5:43:36pm 10 Posts |
Cause of death: Pecked to death by a flock of hangry pigeons in the park  |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity June 14th, 2023 5:51:21pm 4,026 Posts |
Cause of Death: Forgot to turn off HP and eat Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
 N.aima 7 {2025-08-15} {نعيمة} ✝️🌹 Charming Chincoteagues June 14th, 2023 5:53:39pm 17 Posts |
Cause of death: drowned in a flood of beer  |
