So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted! But, you will have to re-negotiate each year. (mwhahaha! LOL ) 

I wish that I could own a horse again and be able to ride weekly again. 

Granted, but it's soooooo stubborn.

I wish I owned my own house.

Granted, but insurance is atrociously expensive for said house.

I wish it were the weekend already.

Granted, but you get called into work during the weekend. 

I wish laundry would do itself. 

Granted, but you gotta figure out the drying part.

I wish my MRI appointment was sooner than October 1st.

Granted, but the doctor calls out sick.

I wish I could keep up with and in training all my pixels. 

Granted, but they don't seem to gain many more points for some reason...

I wish I had some ramen.

Granted but it is barely cooked.

I wish summer was 2 months longer.

Granted, but the weather seems to mimic winter quite a bit. Odd!

I wish the right job would just land in my lap so I wouldn't have to pursue it or know what it might be, either.

Granted but your coworkers are jerks.

I wish I could work from home. xDD

Granted, but now you constantly have 4 or 5 sick people in your home on a daily basis. 

I wish dogs could feed themselves.... 

Granted, but they always eat too much and get fat. Or if you're really unlucky, they get upset stomachs and need to go out ALL the time.

I hope this year's winter is kind to us...

granted, but summer is stupid hot and humid

I wish my hair would wash itself

Granted, but it changes colour daily.

I wish kids would stop talking omg

Granted, but they all start singing (out of key)

I wish I was off work

Granted, but now you have all the chores!

I wish people would massage themselves lmao

LOL granted but they still complain and leave a bad review. xD

I wish I didn’t have to take the bus to work...

Granted, but your car always breaks down.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but now you can't ever walk on solid ground.

I wish I was already done with work.

Granted, but oh, wait until you see your list of chores!

I wish my avocados would always be perfect when I use them.