So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but they always lose the Stanley Cup final xD

I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world.

Granted, but every time you do you leave your clothes behind.

I wish I could magically know just how much creamer to pour into my coffee cup to make whatever grody bean-water is in the company coffee pot taste tolerable...

Granted, but now your lunches always taste weird for some unknown reason...

I wish Tatu had more patience to massage me properly.

Granted, but he's awful at it :P

I wish I could have a month off.

Granted, but it goes by way too quickly and you don't feel too rested.

I wish my neck wasn't sore.

Granted, but now you have this funny twinge in your shoulder...

I wish it was next week already.

Granted, but it's not as great as you'd hoped.

I wish I could go to Montreal for Orthodox Easter, not just in July.

Granted, but the weather is gross.

I wish my tea was always the perfect temperature.

Oooooooo yes lol! Granted, but your cup always won't fill past half full.

I wish I had more energy after work to do activities.

Granted, but your increased energy levels don't ever come back down and you'll be too hyped to sleep. 

I wish I could leave the office for the day and enjoy this tropical February weather the UK is currently experiencing...

Granted, but it starts to rain as soon as you start enjoying it.

I wish I hadn't gotten chili in my eye earlier.

granted, but it got all over your shirt instead

i wish i had a giant strawberry milkshake

Granted, but there's a bug in it.

I wish I had a pizza.

Granted, but it's not stuffed crust. 

I wish my boss would stop being a jerk today.

Granted, but your coworkers take over for him.

I wish I had money for all the subscription boxes on my wishlist.

Granted, but they constantly get lost xD

I wish I could meet The Budweiser CLydies

Granted, but there are a bunch of people in front of you and you can get through to pet any of them.

I wish my next plane tickets would magically transform into business class ones for free.

Granted, but there are men who forgot to shower sitting beside you

I wish I could eat without getting fat

I'm just gonna grant that to you and me with the wonderful side effect that all foods taste 10x better than they used to :D

I wish I could control the weather.

Granted, but its based off your mood ;D

I wish i could work from home