Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go.

Here's a spanish joke for the spanish speakers: (I always thought this was HILARIOUS)

Que le dice un pez a otro pez?
NADA!!!!  jajajaja

Other Jokes:

Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.

We cannot allow this year to end,

That would be admitting that 2021.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

Why does an octopus 🐙 always win a fight?

Because it's well armed. 🥁

Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.

Want to hear a joke about paper? 

Nevermind... it's tearable

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb

BAHAHAHA.

My son just said to me that he doesn’t understand cloning.

I said, “That makes two of us”.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

• A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.

Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted.

Why is 8 afraid of 7?

Well I assume because 7 is a prime number and they can be quite intimidating.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Why couldn't the boy go to the movies?

Because it was rated Arrrr.

I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.