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JOKE THREAD
 Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright August 28th, 2021 4:41:14pm 27,674 Posts |
Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go.  |
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Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright March 30th, 2024 1:07:27pm 27,674 Posts |
Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’ |
Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright July 12th, 2024 4:03:46pm 27,674 Posts |
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible. |
Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright August 7th, 2024 8:02:27am 27,674 Posts |
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’ |
Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright August 8th, 2024 8:03:45am 27,674 Posts |
One of the cows didn’t produce milk today. It was an udder failure. |
Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright August 9th, 2024 12:32:02pm 27,674 Posts |
T wo wifi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic. |
Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright August 10th, 2024 9:37:18pm 27,674 Posts |
Did you about the stolen dog collar? Police are looking for leads. |
 Insomnia ⸸you'll always be apart of me August 11th, 2024 4:34:51pm 2,738 Posts |
what do you call an angry carrot? a steamed veggie  |
 Binx [1] ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› • British Spotted Ponys August 11th, 2024 5:05:13pm 5,088 Posts |
What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head? Time to duck for cover.  |
  ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ sAugust 11th, 2024 8:16:31pm 4,420 Posts |
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom. 
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Binx [1] ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› • British Spotted Ponys August 13th, 2024 1:44:15pm 5,088 Posts |
Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on the way to school? The crossing gourd. |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s August 13th, 2024 8:38:30pm 4,420 Posts |
3. What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright August 15th, 2024 8:13:26am 27,674 Posts |
My IQ test results came back. They were negative. |
Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright August 21st, 2024 8:12:08am 27,674 Posts |
How can a frog jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?
The Eiffel Tower can’t jump! |
Insomnia ⸸you'll always be apart of me August 22nd, 2024 8:43:01pm 2,738 Posts |
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. |
Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright August 23rd, 2024 7:34:44am 27,674 Posts |
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? |
Insomnia ⸸you'll always be apart of me August 26th, 2024 2:05:33am 2,738 Posts |
why was cinderella so bad at playing soccer? she kept running away from the ball |
Jaya • If you wanna survive, burn bright August 27th, 2024 7:33:14pm 27,674 Posts |
If you throw a stone in the ocean, what will it turn out to be?
Wet! |
Insomnia ⸸you'll always be apart of me August 30th, 2024 4:42:09pm 2,738 Posts |
what is blue and not very heavy?
light blue xD |
Insomnia ⸸you'll always be apart of me September 5th, 2024 2:00:56pm 2,738 Posts |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
it's egg couldn't walk |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s September 22nd, 2024 9:38:17pm 4,420 Posts |
A man goes to the doctor complaining about constantly hearing the song "Delilah" in his head.
The doctor says, "That sounds like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome." The man asks, "Never heard of that. Is it common?" The doctor responds, "It's not unusual."
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