The bead, I guess. (P.S. Yay Washington won!)

Would you rather sit in a tub of tomato paste or molasses?

needle

Would you rather get a sunburn or frostbite

Sunburn, then hopefully I would get a little tan out of it eventually. lol

Would you rather eat seafood or beef?

Seafood.

Would you rather go to the beach or go to the mountains?

I live in south Florida and I hardly go to the beach. Mountains for sure.

Would you rather make a living in a job you hate or work a job you love and barely scrape by?

Work a Job I love and barely scrape by. 

Would you rather be a professional athlete or a medical professional?  

Athlete. I've always wanted to be either a swimmer or a gymnast.

Would you rather have constant buzzing in your ears or constant tingling sensation in your feet?

Tingling sensation in my feet.

Would you rather be a mule or a donkey?

Mule, then I could keep a little more of my height.

Would you rather live in the deep ocean or deep in space?

I think I'd rather be a mermaid than an alien, so ocean it is!

Would you rather be a tree or a boulder?

Definitely a Tree. 

Would you rather be a Bird or a Fish? 

Bird. People go fishing to eat fish. They go bird watching to admire how pretty they aere.

Would you rather have food poisoning for a few days or be allergic to your favorite food?

Food Poisoning. Been there, done that....survived that so many, times. :)

Would you rather get brain freeze or eat a carolina reaper pepper? 

Brain freeze... i like having my taste buds and esophagus lmao

Would you rather get bit by a brown recluse or get bit by a shark?

probably....the spidey o.o

would you rather be a cow or a donkey?

Donkey.

Would you rather eat blood sausage or blood pudding (both these things exist and are regularly consumed, fyi)?

according to my google search, they're basically the same thing so...let's go with the pudding lol

would you rather your bath/shower water always be to the point of too hot or too cold?

Too hot.

I can always aim the showerhead to get the end of the water stream so it has a chance to cool before hitting me...and I can wait out the bath until the water cools. :)

Would you rather go mountain climbing or sky diving? 

Mountain climbing. Please keep my feet on the ground and all fours if need be!

Would you rather have a rock for a pillow and sleep in a bed or have a soft pillow and sleep on the ground?

Soft pillow on the ground.

Would you rather have skin that always felt sweaty or really, really dry?