I tried to make sure this wasn't somewhere else in the games already, so if it is... oops. 

Incorrect Answers Only. have fun with it! 

Example. 

Question: Who's Anakin Skywalker?

Answer: Jedi Master

We'll start with my question. I'm playing off star wars due to beginning in May, but you don't have to stick with this topic obviously. Make sure you you answer the question above and ask your own!

Question: What is the death star? 

Because ducks quack.

Why do I procrastinate?

Because juice is good.

Why are my headphones not working?

Because they are full of chicken and bird feathers.

Why are turtles slow?

Purple.

Why are rabbits fasT?

Because the moon is high in the sky duh

Why am I more active in chat now but lacking in forum posts?

Because it's August.

Why is my hammock cold?

because i put some ice in it to help keep you cool.

why should oak get to bed?

Because the bed is on fire.

What is Link eating?

Bark

What is nail polish?

Popcorn

What is the color of the sky?

Stuff you use to make construction pretty.

What is water?

worms.

why do ducks quack?

Because dogs bark.

Why is the table wet?

Because the dog went to the vet

Why is gas so expensive? 

Because it's purple

Why don't I have the keys to my new house yet?

Because today is Friday

How do you know when you need to buy new tires?

the mechanic's daughter in me can't answer sarcastically LOL 
(1 trick is to use a penny, stick it inbetween the treads with his head facing down. If you can see his face - time to replace! The other is if they continually lose air pressure, look slick/bald, or have more than one hole patch) 

.. when they ask you what day it is 


Why are student loans so ridiculous?! 

Because they wanted to be clowns.

Why is red hair so rare?

It's more flammable that the other colors.

Why does time seem to fly by so fast?

Because your inner ear is out of balance.

When does the sun go to bed?