I tried to make sure this wasn't somewhere else in the games already, so if it is... oops. 

Incorrect Answers Only. have fun with it! 

Example. 

Question: Who's Anakin Skywalker?

Answer: Jedi Master

We'll start with my question. I'm playing off star wars due to beginning in May, but you don't have to stick with this topic obviously. Make sure you you answer the question above and ask your own!

Question: What is the death star? 

12

what are computers?

An implement with a broad, flat, blunt blade, used for mixing and spreading things, especially in cooking.

What do I need to pack for tomorrow?

Atleast fifteen 

Why are plants often green?

Because they are hungry.

What is the temperature outside?

e=mc2

Why am I so tired?

you are a vampire

why is snow cold?

cause it's hot outside

why is rain clear?

Because spiders hate color

why do plants produce oxygen?

Because my coffee has gone cold.

Why do phones ring?

Because birds sing

Why is Halloween on oct 31?

because the moon comes out at night

Why am I still sick?

cause while you sleep little faries have dance parties in your nose....

why is the sun so bright?

Because it's a ball of ice

why do carrots have green tops?

Because they can't have blue tops!!!

Why do my wolfdogs sleep so much?

Because they semi hibernate 

why do dogs have pointy teeth

To eat dirt.

Why aren't sour patch kids sour?

Because they're meant to be savoury

why does it only snow in winter