It's easy... state something truthful. Could be your favourite fun fact, or something random!

I'll start:

Fact: My dog Piper is sleeping on my right arm.

Fact: It's too warm to have a child sleeping on me.

Fact: I fell asleep with my son during nap time...

Fact: I got sunburned today.

Fact: I fell asleep with my son during nap time again lol

Fact: I need food!!

Fact: not happy that I work the late shift today

Fact: I'm not happy that miz Pants isn't happy :(

Fact: My new tv stand arrived today, now I have to put it together! D:

Fact: I have a black kitty on my back! And her tail is flapping agaisnt my shoulders. XD

Fact: It is dark out.

Fact: It's too cold for me to have this fan on.

Fact: I live in Belfast, Northern Ireland. 

Fact: It's dinner time

Fact: My G.S.D.s are the best on HP. ;)

Fact: I'm stuffed.

Fact: I'm gonna go feed my kitties their supper.

Fact: I need to use the bathroom.

Fact: I has a sammich with a filling of crunchy peanut butter, and a banana!

Fact: Tomorrow is trash day.

Fact: it's hot as blazes outside o.o