It's easy... state something truthful. Could be your favourite fun fact, or something random!

I'll start:

Fact: My dog Piper is sleeping on my right arm.

fact: I have the evening alone. 

Fact: my kids are staying with their granny tonight

fact: i had pizza tonight

fact: i have a family gathering today at my house

Fact: I cleaned all the baseboards in my house today

Fact: it's too cloudy outside :(

Fact: I told my child we'd go to the park later

Fact: I need an image for my Fennec Fox :)

Fact: I spend too much money

Fact: I've been lazy today

fact: this night is going way too fast

Fact: I am mom'ed out

Fact: I have to go to my mother in law's house tomorrow so I can do my laundry. 

Fact: I only work tomorrow and have the rest of the week off :D

fact: I should be in bed right now

Fact: I need to make some showsss

Fact: I'm really behind, and I'm not going to be home tonight, tomorrow night, or Saturday. I GOT THIS

Fact: I'm bored

Fact: I'm eating cookies

I finally get a day off tomorrow!