We're going to do a mad lib!

The idea is to come up with a totally ridiculous story, so you come up with all of the words and then you fill them into the story even if they don't make sense!

To enter, please fill out the story (link here: http://www.madglibs.com/showglib.php?glibid=187) and then copy/paste or screenshot it and reply to this post with it before midnight! Please fill it in with original words and do not use their random generator!

Each person who participates will recieve 1,000,000 HPD! And a bonus prize of 1 cash shop credit for the most hilarious story (as chosen by me!).

Normally we do this in chat so it works a bit differently, but I think doing it this way will work best for a forum game!

dear aidan,

I am having a(n) kinky time at camp. The counselour is babyish and the food is smelly. I met hunter and we became flakey friends. Unfortunately, hunter is fickle and I chewed my leg so we couldn`t go gushing like everybody else. I need more waterfall and a pond sharpener, so please sexy swimming more when you sneezing back.
Your melissa,
hunter

Dear Second Cousin Twice Removed,
I am having a(n) Soft time at camp. The counselour is Fuzzy and the food is Crazy. I met Holly and we became Binding friends. Unfortunately, Holly is Disappointed and IWedged my Elbow so we couldn`t go Meowing like everybody else. I need more Catsand a Kitten sharpener, so please Relentlessly Transcribe more when you Flank back.
Your Grandmother's Aunt,
Chris

Dear Cousin,
I am having a(n) Scary time at camp. The counselour is Hairy and the food is Wary. I met Bob McDonald III and we became Grumpy friends. Unfortunately, Bob McDonald III is Lumpy and I Kicked my Pinkie Finger so we couldn`t go Swimminglike everybody else. I need more Buckets and a Pony sharpener, so please Quickly Runmore when you Hide back.
Your Uncle,
Brandon

Dear Brother (Twiced Removed On Mother's Side),
I am having a(n) Urgent time at camp. The counselour is Chinese and the food is Ok. I met Max and we became Irate friends. Unfortunately, Max is Stormy and IEmphasized my Eyeball so we couldn`t go Mutilating like everybody else. I need moreSuicides and a Kitty sharpener, so please Piercingly Fume more when you Sprawlback.
Your Sister,
JD

Dear Elmer,

I am having a(n) Snarly time at camp. The counselour is Green and the food is Fragile. I met JoJo and we became Stubby friends. Unfortunately, JoJo is Charming and I Detected my Tongue so we couldn`t go Slaying like everybody else. I need more Refrigerator and a Pomelo sharpener, so please Gently Bounce more when you Drive back.

Your Connie,

Friend

Dear Ex Wife's Twice Removed Cousin,
I am having a(n) Jealous time at camp. The counselour is Vindictive and the food is Prude. I met Pasha and we became Tricky friends. Unfortunately, Pasha is Uptight and I Prostratedmy Big Toe so we couldn`t go Loving like everybody else. I need more Disputes and a Claimsharpener, so please Barely Calculate more when you Ran Over back.
Your 3rd Wife,
Walter

lol! 

I'm not very tallented at englishing.. 

Dear Mom,
I am having a(n) Impossible time at camp. The counselour is Sincere and the food isEquivalent. I met A Mouse and we became Odd friends. Unfortunately, A Mouse isCrabby and I Smacked my Collar Bone so we couldn`t go Splashing like everybody else. I need more Rocks and a Gun sharpener, so please Awkwardly Whine more when you Creep back.
Your Mom ,
A Mouse

Dear Dad,
I am having a(n) bumpy time at camp. The counselour is familiar and the food is confident. I met Sadie and we became icky friends. Unfortunately, Sadie is strange and I squalled my claw so we couldn`t go breezing like everybody else. I need more colors and a polish sausage sharpener, so please snuffingly whinny more when you profess back.
Your Uncle Sean,
Sadie

Dear Nana,
I am having a(n) Handsome time at camp. The counselour is Gifted and the food isFierce. I met Chris and we became Great friends. Unfortunately, Chris is Lively and IHarmed my Arm so we couldn`t go Chewing like everybody else. I need more Bubblesand a Grade sharpener, so please Commonly Arrive more when you Doubt back.
Your Mother,
Erik

Dear Kathy,
I am having a(n) laughable time at camp. The counselour is persistent and the food is straightforward. I met Carl and we became towering friends. Unfortunately, Carl is forboding and I combed my brain so we couldn`t go urging like everybody else. I need more matches and a rock sharpener, so please exultingly sniffle more when you eat back.
Your Ken,
Carl

Dear aunt,
I am having a(n) fuzzy time at camp. The counselour is funny and the food is quick. I met Bella and we became quiet friends. Unfortunately, Bella is porky and I quieted my toes so we couldn`t go running like everybody else. I need more horses and a dog sharpener, so please secretly spin more when you dance back.
Your mom,
Jess