You're SO late for class!

What's your excuse?

Mine: I just got back from Mars. Had to park my ship on the sports field!

i took a nap

my clocked turned itself backwards

i lost track of time

I took a ride on my favorite rocket ship through the sky and it wouldn't come back down

My water bottle leaked : ( 

I lost my map 

my dog wouldn't let me leave

my shoe fell off

I lost my glasses and can't see

the traffic was backed up because a giraffe escaped the zoo and was running along the highway

I got lost in bikini bottom

my car's wings wouldnt work

my car turned into a transformer and started fighting another car

my ears stopped working due to a software error so i couldnt hear my alarm

I was at the beach building sand castles

I didn't want to leave my comfy blankets 

i have a headache

I thought it was still Sunday.

My blender stopped working

i saw a fluffy cow