You're SO late for class!

What's your excuse?

Mine: I just got back from Mars. Had to park my ship on the sports field!

I lost track chewing gum

Seagulls were trying to steal my cat 

i was picking berries

There were whispers in the woods and I got scared 

It was raining 

i was following a stray cat

That is totally a reason why I would be late for work XD

I got stuck behind a clown car 

The clouds got in the way

The icecream truck stopped and I had to get one 

a townie asked me if i wanted to fight

I slipped on banana skin

I was eating shortbread cookies

I couldn't find my glasses

My toddler took forever eating breakfast 

i was babysitting

I didn't feel like it today 

it was storming

I forgot to set my alarms 

i saw a baby elephant

I found a stray dog