-throws zoodles-

*throws calamari*

-throws cheese curds-

-throws pineapple pizza-

-throws French fries-

-throws chicken-

-throws marshmallows-

-throws biscuits- 

-throws a plate of pasta-

“Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time.” - Jenna Marbles

-throws pepperoni-

-throws tomatos-

-throws sticky cough drops-

-throws tater tots-

-throws mashed potatoes-

*throws a picked-over roast chicken carcass*

-throws hard green lentils-

-throws fries-

-throws pickling spice-

-throws carrots-

-throws strawberries-