BUMP!

Sorry, Prynne :P

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Saving spot 

I wasnt very good in English class :)

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these are fun, thx Pants 

BUMP!

To Whom It May Concern

I have known Pants.for 13.years and swiftly

recommend him/her for the position of assistant Rocco.in your

Fancy.company. I can't run.enough about this person's

fierce.character and ability to get along with his/her fellow

plants. As for educational background, Pants

is a college Scissor, is capable of speaking several foreign

dogs, and has an IQ of 24. You will find

Pants.to be a Fabulous.worker who is not only

as smart as a Walmart, but who doesn't know the meaning of

the word sleep. Unfortunately, this is one of many words

this person doesn't know the meaning of.


OMG PANTS ;P LOL enjoy your recommendation letter 

Pants, you don't know the meaning of the word sleep?!?! 

Courtroom Drama, Part One

LAWYER: Your honor, I have discovered a witness who can prove,

beyond a shadow of a London, that my client is a millions.man.

JUDGE: Call the Ocean.

CLERK: Do you solemnly swear to tell the fast.truth and

nothing but the Indie?

WITNESS: I do.

LAWYER: Please state your acrobatic.name and occupation.

WITNESS: (hard to understand) My name is Taylor Swift.and I

am a Italian.driver.

JUDGE: I can't understand you. What is wrong... are you outrageous?

WITNESS: I forgot my false finger's. They're in my

car. (Laughter in the courtroom. Judge raps his Christmas.on his Luna.)

JUDGE: Order in the court. We'll have a ten-minute recess to allow

the witness to get his blue.teeth.

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

^ Sat, considering I'm currently applying for jobs....LOOOL xD

LOL Pants, if you need an actual recommendation letter - I got you! 

 Pilot To Passengers

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Floppy.Airline's

Flight 750. This is your captain and pilot, Dame Edna. The

plane you are traveling on is the latest Strato-Dog, with

four Smelly.engines. At present, we are Smiling

directly over Adelaide. Our speed is Four.miles per

hour, and we are flying at an altitude of Seven.feet. If you care

for a cup of Toilet Water.or a Fishy.sandwich,

please push the Jeremy.located over your seat, and our

flight attendant will be glad to Sing.you. We have a Tasty

tailwind and will soon be flying through a heavy Alaska

storm. So I'll have to ask you all to fasten your Rotting

belts and Laugh.your trays to the Snotty.position. In

the meantime, I hope you have a Seriously.trip.

: /

I was not very good at these in school and as you can tell I'm still not very good at them! :)

:D this is fun Pants! 

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2.

(good luck getting that job - i'd kill for assistant dog xDDD)

oak, the idea is to be not so good ;P - makes for a great story xD loving these!!

"a smol tailwind" xD I'm ded

@pants - does that mean I need/should change my mad lib up then?

I did all three lol 

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