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Waiter and Customer

Pilot to Passengers

Pick one of the above, fill out the mad libs, and post a screenshot of your amazing story for a prize of 2 mill! 

This event ends Saturday, 8/28 at 11:59pm HP time!

BUMP!

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Also Pants, what an EXCELLENT choice.

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These were fun!

Pilot To Passengers

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard adventurous.Airline's

Flight 750. This is your captain and pilot, Taylor Swift. The

plane you are traveling on is the latest Strato-Wolf, with

four bewildered.engines. At present, we are Smiling

directly over London. Our speed is 3.miles per

hour, and we are flying at an altitude of 333.feet. If you care

for a cup of Coke.or a dangerous.sandwich,

please push the Ocean.located over your seat, and our

flight attendant will be glad to Taken.you. We have an enchanting

tailwind and will soon be flying through a heavy Snowflake

storm. So I'll have to ask you all to fasten your puzzled

belts and Sleep.your trays to the vivacious.position. In

the meantime, I hope you have a wandering.trip.

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

These are hilarious.

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Waiter And Customer

CUSTOMER: Oh, waiter! would you please bring me an iron?

I want to see what today's special are.

WAITER: Today's specials are cream of jelly.soup and

T-bone vegetable. Does that sound good?

CUSTOMER: Yes, but I'll have the roast prime chalk.of

beef with the furious.pudding.

WAITER: We're out of that. How about a sizzling sirloin company

and a dependable.green salad?

CUSTOMER: No, thanks, I'd rather have the diverse.fried chicken.

WAITER: Sorry, but we're out of that, too. How about soft-shell guys?

CUSTOMER: No, thanks. Do you have any roast Long Island flame?

WAITER: Sorry, no. Why don't you try our moody.goulash

with homemade disease.sauce?

CUSTOMER: No, thanks. Just bring me a mischevious.egg

sandwich and a cup of black gasoline.

These are so good! Driving into London and having a good laugh, I'm reading them out to Ian 😂

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

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thx for the fun 

https://i.imgur.com/QgsgjX0.png This was really fun! XD

All prizes have been awarded! Thanks for playing, guys!

Thank you :)

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...