We're switching it up this last week with a game of mad libs! Fill out one of the 3 options below and post a screenshot of your finished fabulous story for a prize of 2 mill! Maybe even have someone help you fill out the words. :)

Courtroom Drama

Chinese Dinner

Primetime Gossip

Here's my finished story! :P http://prntscr.com/17b23u8

Post your mad libs by July 3, 11:59pm HP time!

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my story: https://i.imgur.com/tEhX0v6.png

"Call the cat." xD

"are you broken?" xD LMAO

Here's mine. My son did the answers while playing Final Fantasy XIV -- which explains a lot really.

https://i.imgur.com/32TUaxr.png

Pants... OMG this is hilarious xD Thank you for the entertainment!

bahaha. These are great!! xD

I love these!!!!

Prime-Time Gossip

Handsome John.and his co-Professional sleeper,

the aggressive.Nancy raised hearts

when they were seen kissing frantically.at the screening of their

eager.TV movie. The red.couple deny it's a

romance; they say they are just grumpy.friends.

Here's another fat.tidbit... love must be in the book.

Lightning McQueen.and Nicole.who had only puny

words for each other last week, were seen holding monster trucks

and whispering in each other's brains.at this

week's benefit for adopted cars.

https://i.imgur.com/1dASaES.png

these were fun lol!!! i don't know how to make mine appear in my post so a link will have to do!

Welp, that was...interesting xD

https://i.imgur.com/IIOW6wL.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/B2Yvzoe.jpg

this makes no sense whats so ever :)

but it was fun, thank you  

Chinese Dinner

I recently had dinner at a new Chinese restaurant. The cooking was

enormous.and the service was blue. The owner

of the restaurant, Taylor Swift, suggested that for my first

course I have sweet and zealous.spare ribs, which is a

specialty of the cat. They were smelly. For

the next course, I was served a royal.hamster

soup. The main course consisted of Egg Foo london,

lobster in dumplings.sauce, and pressed ramen.

For dessert, I ordered those famous Chinese pirate ship.cookies

with sliced hot dogs. But whenever I eat Chinese food,

an hour later I feel royal.again.

Welp.... I dunno what to say to that one lol

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

Prime-Time Gossip

Handsome Eric.and his co-nurse,

the funny.Jessica raised teeth

when they were seen kissing jumpy.at the screening of their

long.TV movie. The black.couple deny it's a

romance; they say they are just smelly.friends.

Here's another buzzy.tidbit... love must be in the chair.

Justin Bieber.and Jane.who had only bumpy

words for each other last week, were seen holding cars

and whispering in each other's eyes.at this

week's benefit for adopted wolves.

haha, lady rancher, i sure hope it doesn't since that's the point! xD 

these are all great, guys! XDD

Omg, this was a blast from the past! Here's my libs: here

 Prime-Time Gossip

Handsome Marcus.and his co-Carpenter,

the Petite.Grace raised Fingers

when they were seen kissing freely.at the screening of their

Hollow.TV movie. The Elegant.couple deny it's a

romance; they say they are just Hungry.friends.

Here's another Puny.tidbit... love must be in the kick.

Tom Hanks.and Kelly.who had only Eager

words for each other last week, were seen holding Benches

and whispering in each other's Knee.at this

week's benefit for adopted Hoofs.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

*saves spot*

@Pants: "whispering into each other's tongues"?!? That's.......creative.......to say the least. lol

@LadyR: I loved your word choices as I had no idea what the "story" would be. Somehow, they all just fit!

@ShadowFox: "false toes" is a great line as well as "are you broken?"

And without further to-do, here is yours-truly's:

Courtroom Drama, Part One

LAWYER: Your honor, I have discovered a witness who can prove,

beyond a shadow of a cat, that my client is a boisterous.man.

JUDGE: Call the hog.

CLERK: Do you solemnly swear to tell the hairy.truth and

nothing but the hula hoop?

WITNESS: I do.

LAWYER: Please state your tall.name and occupation.

WITNESS: (hard to understand) My name is Tweedle D. Dum.and I

am a jet ski.driver.

JUDGE: I can't understand you. What is wrong... are you slender?

WITNESS: I forgot my false kidneys. They're in my

car. (Laughter in the courtroom. Judge raps his atlas.on his boot.)

JUDGE: Order in the court. We'll have a ten-minute recess to allow

the witness to get his rosy.teeth.

false kidneys bahaha xD

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