Koni with the tough questions! I think I'll go with cats haha.

Would you rather read every Stephen King book or every Tom Clancy one?

Stephen King, he is so iconic and amazing to me. I watch all the movies that are made from his books!

Would you rather give up your hp lines or give up sweets for a year!?

Probably give up sweets! My HP lines are better for me than chocolate lol. 

Would you rather work longer hours and a shorter week or shorter hours and a longer week?

Longer hours Shorter week for sure! 

Would you rather own a Doberman, or a Corgi? 

Doberman. They're so sleek.

Would you rather own an Andalusian or a Hanoverian?

Andalusian!

would you rather have a long-haired cat or a short-haired?

Shorter!

Would you rather have one breed of dog the rest of your life, or be required to never have the same breed twice?

Never have the same breed twice. There are plenty to go around :D

Would you rather give up your phone or your favorite food?

um...it would be hard but ultimately my phone :P

Would you rather be only able to yell and not speak quietly, or always whisper and not be able to speak up?

People tend to drown out yelling because it's so annoying, but they listen hard when a person whispers. So I'd rather only be able to whisper.

Would you rather feel like your skin is always ice cold or always on fire?

Ice cold! I am a snowbaby afterall...

Would you rather always have a missing matching sock, making you wear missmatched socks, or never be able to find the other shoe?

Mismatched socks. I think if you pair them up right, it can be pretty cool :D

Would you rather have to wear your shoes on opposite feet (aka left on right foot, right foot on left) forever, or have to wear all your shirts backwards?

Shirts backwards!

Would you rather have a laptop and never be able to use your phone, or vice versa?

I can live with just a phone. And a desktop computer mwahahahahahaha!

Would you rather be in detention with Professor Umbridge or Ramsay Bolton?

Banana's asking the tough questions. Um, Umbridge all the way. Ramsay's a sick pup.

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

10 minutes into my own future for sure!

Would you rather get bit by a dog or scratched by a cat?

Bit by a dog :P 

Would you rather eat expired sandwich meat or expired canned food?

Probably the canned food, because if it's been sealed the whole time, it might not be expired :D

Would you rather meet Barack or Michelle Obama in person?

Michelle lol NO idea why but she seems cool lol

Would you rather spend an hour with your worst enemy or  an hour in total darkness with creepy sounds

Are they just sounds designed to mess with you or is it a real thing? Actually, doesn't matter, I'd rather be angry than scared for an hour lmao.

Would you rather drink a gallon of water in one sitting or eat 2 whole meals in one sitting?