Data. I don't talk/text nearly as much as apps/games/internet/other useless crap. Plus, running out of minutes or texts would mean I'd have an excuse to not talk to people.

Would you rather be around people for a week with absolutely zero breaks or spend a week entirely alone?

A week entirely alone for suuuuuure o.o

Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life OR always feel like you need to sneeze, but can't! 

Omg, I think hiccups for sure. I HATE the have to sneeze feeling!!

Would you rather have a sore throat or sinus congestion for an entire month?

Sore throat. I hate having to blow my nose, but it's so stuffed that nothing comes out.

Would you rather vomit or have diarrhea for a whole day?

Diarrhea for sure. 

Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or a clown wig every day?

Uhh... I think I'll go for the wig? Idk why lol.

Would you rather swallow a tablespoon of salt or vinegar?

Salt.

Would you rather have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music or have accordions for legs?

PANTS WHAT IN HECK??

Idk accordions for legs, because somehow that's less disturbing than the 10-inch belly button.

Would you rather have dry, cracked lips or lots and lots of eye gunk that never seems to go away?

I googled that one lmao xD

Cracked lips, definitely. I already hoard chapstick. 

Would you rather be compelled to high five everyone you meet or be compelled to give wedgies to anyone in a green shirt?

High fives, because I'm nice lol.

Would you rather be on Survivor or Amazing Race?

amazng race!!

would you rather live in the jungle or in the desert?

Probably the desert. I can handle heat much better than humidity. 

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

probably the 100 duck sized horses, I was chased by a giant duck/goose when I was a kid so really dont want to see a bigger one :)

would you rather play in the snow or swim in the ocean?

I'd rather swim in the ocean, but near the shore. Deep water is scary lol.

Would you rather only know how to do the chicken dance or Michael Jackson's Thriller routine?

Chicken dance. At least I can still dance one dance at weddings haha.

Would you rather have to wear stilletos the rest of your life or platform shoes?

Platform shoes? Something tells me I'd wobble less in them.

Would you rather turn into a troll at sundown or an ogre?

Well, in most fantasy stories, both are ugly and dumb lol. But if we go with World of Warcraft, we have trolls and orcs. I'd go with trolls in that case. Because raptors for mounts xD

Would you rather eat a worm or a cricket?

Ewwwwwww!  I guess a worm because I could slurp it down like spaghetti. 

Would you rather shave your head or shave just one of your eyebrows?

I'd take eyebrows due to the fact that well, one, it's typical and two, they grow super fast (unlike hair haha).

Would you rather be able to only be able to play computer CD's or only browse the basics of the world wide web {by this I mean when it was still new, before HP and Facebook existed}.

Definitely Computer CD's. I still have my SIMs then and even my old Frogger discs xD

Would you rather have a name no one could ever pronounce or a name no one could ever spell correctly.