so the point fot his is to name redicualous showers thoughs you have or a funny moment you had while tired. (no more than 5 sentences unless you must XD)

ill go first!

woke up in the middle of the night

moved my foot

saw something that scared me so bad i almosted yelled

it was my foot

:)

oh my god, story of my life. I will be adding to this, because right now I'm too tired to remember previous tired moments.

ditto to EXACTLY what Jaya said.  I'm not kidding when I say this is my whole entire life.

Never mind, I have one. From two minutes ago.

I couldn't figure out my beef wasn't browing in the pan, and then I realized I never turned on the burner.

can i double post? i'm going to.

I just added onion powder. Then looked and realized I was putting in garlic powder. 

Oops. Close enough?

XD

was petting my cat

after i remembered i had a cat (shes been sleeping right in front of me for the last 2 hours XD

xD Oh god, I am scared to share some of this stuff with you all.

... Today I somehow ended up at a different Walmart than the one I was trying to get to (that I'd been to before)... I didn't even know this town HAD two Walmarts...

Piper yelled at me for 2 hours because she wanted apples

Finally gave in and cut up some apples for her

She ate two pieces then threw the bowl across the room

I am way too tired for this today

I once turned on the coffee maker and wondered why it turned off immediately.

Then it dawned on me. It needs water to make coffee.

wondered where my stepmom was today

i forgot she goes shopping every weekend

XD

whent to walmart, but panicked because i thought it was a different store.

i just went through the garden section (the rear entrance)

I was checking the pile of clothes on the bed to see if anything should go in the wash.

I noticed a pair of socks and a t-shirt on the floor.

I grabbed some things off the bed and forgot the floor clothes, so I had to make an extra trip to the washing machine.

I was looking everywhere for my wine key at work (constantly falls out of pockets) and it was in my back pocket the whole time :

I was on the phone with a friend I told her "I gotta go I can't find my phone"... She awnsers back.. uhh aren't you talking to me on it? -face palm- 😑

I totally just poured milk into my coffee cup BEFORE pouring the coffee.

There was only a tiny bit of coffee left.

Now I have coffee-flavored milk.

I put the milk in the plates cupboard

brushed my chin instead of my teeth and wondered why it felt so funny. I mean I knew I had sensitive gums, but really!

We have a sliding glass door - one day at 2 am I woke up and walked pasted it and seen someone moving on the back porch - I jumped and screamed and then realized it was me.